Wang Badang

Chinese expletive, roughly translated "Bald Turtle Egg." You will get cut if you say this in a Chinese market.

You know what the fuck I'm saying- WANG BADANG!

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Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.

I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon

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babubai

A short pug from a bollywood movie. It is the epitome of all things Pug. I forget the name, but if you ever see it, Babubai will become an all-purpose word.

Babubai!!!

I'm a little babubai today. Babubai!!

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baifal

The African fathers of rastafarianism. They live under Goree Island, coming out to buy pot and food.

I went into one of the baifal caverns and it reeked of pot and goat.

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kava

A soporific herb consumed in tea form by vegans, wombat nuzzlers, and other idiots. Causes temporary mental retardation and pronounced loss of motor control.

That guy just ran over a gas pump! He must be on Kava!

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eeyorish

A deep depression which can only be solved Hemingway style, blowing clouds of cotton fluffing all over.

That eeyorish guy sleeping under the bridge? I heard he jumped off it and landed on a dachschund. Killed both.

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mungojerrie

First used in T.S. Eliot's Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats. Used to express admiration if a woman does a very cute and clever thing. Chanted with variations in rhythm and extra syllables.

MUNGOOOOOJERRRRRIEEEEE!
MungoJEEEEEEERie!
MUNGOJERIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!
MungomungojerricansmungoJERRIIIIE!

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