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To get a concussion from sucking too much dick
John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow
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When you're sucking a dick too hard and you knock yourself out on your partner's pelvis
She's still recovering from her slut concussion.
Then maybe your medulla hit your cerebellum and caused your wiseness automatically when your optic nerve activated your olfactory bulb
I got a reverse concussion, and now I’m wiser
When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a
day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.
*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)
Jammy: :DDDDDDD
-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-
*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."
NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.
I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.
1. A Headboard Concussion is when a very promiscuous woman starts to lose the ability to think due to her head repeatedly hitting the headboard during rough sex.
2. A concussion gotten from a woman hitting her head on the headboard during sex.
1. That girl was so slutty she goes to the hospital once a month for a headboard concussion.
2. On my honeymoon I gave my wife a headboard concussion. The marriage didnt go well.
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While a man is receiving a a blowjob from a female. Before ejaculation the man punches the women on the top of the head, knocking her unconscious. The man then proceeds to defecate into the womans mouth and then leaves the premises.
I was too drunk to get off so I knocked that bitch out and gave her a Columbus Concussion.
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