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1) Any attempt to cool a home or office with the use of a NON-condensed freon unit.
2) The concept that an oversized fan will cool a home or office when all it does is blow hot air and paperwork all over the office.
Beth: "What is that buzzing sound and why is the building shaking violently?"
Judith: "Josh installed a Ghetto Air conditioner, the compressor is broken on the roof and we need 3 quotes before it is approved by finance for repair."
Beth: "That Josh is great with GHAC repair"
Thomas: "LOL"
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Shoving a metal pipe from an air conditioner with holes on both ends into your sexual partners anus and blowing cool air inside.
Man, that Norwegian Air Conditioner really wore out my ass!
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When a sex partner blows from below on your balls and taint to cool them.
It was humid and hotter than hell outside today and luckily my girlfriend gave me a Houston Air Conditioner to cool off my sweaty balls.
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A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.
An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.
The Colombian Air Conditioner is a term which refers to the sexual act in which two people spread their assholes, and press them against one another. Upon doing this, one of the participating parties flatulates into the other's spread anus. This will cause said member to burp the fart out. If one so desires to have the air cold, one could hold icecubes in their mouth. It is often used as a threat to those whom you dislike, or wish to engage in sexual intercourse with.
Tim: "Your a bitch."
John: "Shut up before I give you a Colombian Air Conditioner."
Jane: "Hi Jack"
Jack: "Hey babe do you want a Colombian Air Conditioner tonight?"
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a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.
Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
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no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”