Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

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confusion

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

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confusion

Father's Day in East St. Louis.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you daddy! Uh...

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confusement

The alternative, lesser known (even by the OED) term for the act of causing confusion.

The man walked backwards into the shop, causing great confusement

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Confusicated

The action of someone/something that could confuse a person, at extreme levels.

That math lesson was so confusing, that it has me confusicated.

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confusing

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

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confusement

the state of being confused and amused at the same time

"I'm in a state of confusement over this shit!"

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