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Brevard County. Whole bunch of thots,drug dealers, and junkies. People runnin around with STDs but it's lit no cap
Kavielian-im from Brevard county and I'm a drug dealer
A place in central PA that get categorized into a town since it is so small. Once said to be the herion capital of the NE, it now boasts the most teen pregnancies in Pennsylvania. Also known as Miff. Co. The amish population most likely out weights the rest of the population, and the chicken and cow population by far outweights the human.
Steph: Mifflin county is a shit hole. I'm so glad I got out.
Wilm: I'm so sad I still live here.
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A county in Northern Illinois that is bordered by Rock County Wisconsin to the north. There is nothing really to do besides watch cows and tp! In the main city of Rockford, there is pimps whores murders and gangbangers in the west side of town near whitman street. But in the village of Roscoe there is nothing but uptight wealthy people and wannabe rich people. Than theres pure trailer trash in towns like Loves Park and Mchesney park.
Winnebago County is soooo boring!
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A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.
Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!
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The county of rednecks. Also known for it's tendencies to "get rid of" anyone that treats all races with fairness. The county where the school system cares more about what you wear than the teachers actually teaching. With its main attraction, home of the often brown smelly meats: Piggly Wiggly.
Welcome to Taylor County asshole.
Affluent area in central NJ on the beach. Approx. 85% white, mostly Italian/Irish. Ranges from about exits 98-120 on the Garden State Parkway. Partly beach towns (Spring Lake, Sea Girt, Manasquan, Belmar) and partly towns with big open areas and lots of farms (Wall, Holmdel, Colts Neck). For the most part BEAUTIFUL and completely defies the misconception that NJ is dirty or disgusting.
The "guido" stereotype associated with NJ doesn't apply here. That MTV show "Jersey Shore" is totally inaccurate. It's showing tourists, not residents. There are of course exceptions because of the large Italian community. But chances are if you see a guido/guidette, he/she is from North Jersey or Long Island clogging up our highways with traffic and invading our beaches. Speaking of the beach, it's a big part of the culture here. People in the northern half of the county typically go to beach clubs, but those in the southern half keep it a little more real with just regular beaches.
Good nightlife, especially in towns like Red Bank & Asbury Park. RB always has concerts in Riverside Park in the summer, great shopping, etc. AP, once beautiful, then destroyed by drugs/poverty, has made a big comeback and provides awesome entertainment. Restaurants on Cookman are fantastic. The infamous Stone Pony holds multiple concerts weekly.
Great place to live. Ideal for people who want to work in industrial areas (close to NYC & Philly), but prefer to live in a quieter, prettier location.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Bergen County.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks. I'm from Monmouth County.
Person 2: Shit, that reminds me, I need to go spray tanning and get my eyebrows waxed before going down the shore.
"Our life is your vacation"
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1. An agriculture based county in Central Florida.
2. A small town, where everyone is friendly, yet fake.
3. Everybody knows everything in 10 seconds.
4. # 1 in teenage pregnancy in Florida. Number 2 now, but we're fighting for the top!
5. A place that you want to get the hell out of as soon as you graduate! If not, it sucks you in and eats you alive.
Sally: Where do you live?
James: Hardee County.
Sally: *laughs hysterically* Sucks to be you!
(or, more often):
Sally: Where the hell is that?