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A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.
What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.
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When a woman is shopping for clothes, groceries, or any number of things that can invole coupons, and no matter what the prices or deals on the coupons are..she MUST use her coupons
I was at work today and this lady was such a coupon whore, she had 20 coupons and had to use them all!
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a coupon or token of appreciation given to someone a female is sexually interested in. made popular in the late 90s by a female comic on BET's Comic View. The coupon usually contains contact information and is only to be used by the issuer. also known as a sex rain check.
he was hot, but his girlfirend was blockin', so i handed him a coochie coupon.
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Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."
A friend/Acquaintance who frequently uses coupons to pay for items.
Henry: Lets go to McDonalds, I've got a voucher
Dave: Alright Captain Coupon!
Extreme Couponing is the act of buying a rediculous amount of products at a retail store (usually grocery) for next to nothing. For the most part, the items are purchased in rediculous quantities through the use of coupons. In some cases, the store may end up owing someone money. This "overage" may be creditied to other items (such as beer or meat products).
I was stuck in line at the store for half an hour because of some nut-job house wife, all thanks to extreme couponing.
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something that is faster than a speeding bullet
guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with a coupon!
guy2: hahahahhah!
guy1: hey look a jew with a coupon
guy2: *turns head* where?
guy1: oop too fast couldn't see it
guy2: hahahhahah!
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