crisco twister

Overly Lubed sexual intercourse.

Thanks for the killer game of crisco twister.

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The Crisco Sleeve

Lubing up your entire arm with crisco shortening, from fingers to shoulder, for the deepest intestinal fisting humanly possible.

See also The Crisco Glove for those that can’t take a full sleeve.

I knew my rectum was in for a beating when I came home and saw the jar of crisco and Frank’s arm prepped with the crisco sleeve.

We tried the crisco sleeve last night. I thought his arm was going to come out my throat. He made it to the middle of his bicep before I had to let loose with the safe word. What a gape.

Crisco faced

the act of getting high-strung on Marajuana.

Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?

Im gettin Crisco faced!

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crisco commando

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you crisco commando you!

Crisco wristwatch

Stick your hand in a can of Crisco until it's lubed all around. Then insert your hand/fist in a woman's rectum until your watch tickles her stink star.

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Crisco wings

The 2 mid-back rolls of fat on corpulent people who terrorize the public by wearing insufficient clothing.

Dude, check out the crisco wings on that chick. And I thought pigs couldn't fly!

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Crisco wristwatch

Referenced in the Frank Zappa song "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes" from the album Sheik Yerbouti.

The context is as follows: Ram it, Ram it, Ram it, Ram it up yer poop chute *Wrist-watch; Crisco* (crisco wristwatch for the purposes of this example)

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