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A Critter is the usually dormant spirit within everyone, it becomes apparent and then altogether takes over the the host to wreak havoc, mayhem and financial ruin.
Although they look the same the critter is evil malicious and hungry for one thing …… Usually Crystal Meth.
Critters are generally solitary nocturnal creatures.
The critter can be overcome but its a strong force and help may be needed, often a combination of veterinary and psychological advice may need to be sought.
The Critter sold his mums car then elbowed her in the face
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Steele: you the only dude I know who enjoys milk as a refreshment
Paul: Man so what
Steele: you an interesting critter bro
1) Those ugly, scary 'things' from the movie.
2) Tiny creatures/animals.
3) Annoying little playgroup kiddies.
"Did you see that horror-like movie, The Critters?!"
"Those little critters are so sweet and furry."
"Those critters have stolen my bar of chocolate!"
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Ecstacy tablets
I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!
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Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."
"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"
"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."
"OPOSSUM!!!"
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In a casino, a floor games supervisor tasked with both wearing old suits and watching the dealers and players.
Stop counting, you're getting attention from the critters in the pit.
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Any human that can be discribed as any of the fallowing
:fat, greasy, smelly, poor, nasty, very stupid, or ugly. A term normaly said by rich snotty pretty people
Ugh, look at that critter crew! Stay away or you will stink for days son!
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