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Reverse cropdust

Farting while walking through a particular area, then inadvertently walking back through the same area while the fart still lingers.

I completely ruined aisle four with my ass, then remembered I needed a can of black beans and totally reverse cropdusted myself.

by wordsmithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh September 16, 2009

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Columbian Cropduster

When a person sprinkles cocaine on another person's butthole which is then expelled with a fart into the first person's face as they inhale. (Inspired by RL/BL)

The stripper said she would only do a Columbian Cropduster for $40 if she could take a line first.

by schmedly June 21, 2010

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Cropdust

When you cum and you use toilet paper to clean up but the leftover cum and toilet paper is still stuck on your dick

Alf's cropdust made me jizz in my panties

by jbp3 March 21, 2015

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Canadian Cropduster

During cunnilingus, fingering will pump air into the vagina, allowing air to become trapped and subsequently released into the partners face, queefing onto said partners face.

Hey buddy, last night while making love to my woman, she gave me a Canadian Cropduster, guy.

by TheEarsHaveWalls May 13, 2016

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Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.

I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.

by Dr.P.Nis March 14, 2022


Reverse Cropdust

The act of surreptitiously releasing farts into a high traffic area like a hallway so that the gas is whisked along with the unsuspecting pedestrian carriers. A role reversal of crop dusting achieving the same effect.

"Bro did you see the looks on those army joes walking by? I've been reverse cropdusting large groups that stroll past. They keep blaming randoms. I'm dying here"

by MadoffWithMyHeart January 19, 2017


cropdust backfire

When a person walks by and silently tries to fart next to someone then suddenly shits themselves

Third time this week Bert cropdust backfired while playing a prank on Melvin

by muff-69-diver March 31, 2023