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A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle
The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!
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an umbrella term for all cyclists, coined by entitled influencers with too much makeup and too little clout to shame cyclists on roads.
usually used as a non-apology for being cancelled for pissing off whole communities (in this case, cycling)
grace: if you are a sucky cyclist, dont cycle on roads.
cyclist: what does that even mean?
grace: i have no idea, i just hate cyclists and love attacking them on social media for no
reason. also, i need clout
A Turk that buys an extremely expensive stationary (spinning) bike, never uses, and then tries to peddle rent money from buddies who want to use it.
That cheap turkish cyclist wants to charge me money to use the spinning bike.
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Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.
Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!
amazingly talented sports people. They have great endurance and have a special talent of pissing off anyone else who is on the road.
"Man that road cyclist is really pissing me off"
"Ten points if you hit that annoying road cyclist"
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A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.
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Similar in etymology to bi-curious, a bi-cyclist is someone who goes through bi-sexual periods in his / her sexual career.
Don't spin your wheels over Susie - she's a bi-cyclist and will be back to boys by next week.
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