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Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.
Luke... I am your father...
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That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader
Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!
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He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."
Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.
Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!
When someone passes out, then you take off their pants, take a dump in their pants, then put their pants back on them.
Look! He is out of it! Let's give him a Darth Vader!!!
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Leader of The Empire. Like James K. Polk, apparently, he can kill people by just looking at them.
Darth Vader merely glanced at a skeptical minion and expressed disappointment over his doubts about the Jedi Force. The minion began to suffocate.
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Chuck Norris-but a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Darth Vader pretended to die at the end of Star Wars but because he was really Chuck Norris in disguise he traveled to our planet without a space suit (or space ship) and made a bunch of cool kung fu movies but he didn't play Darth Vader in the last Star Wars movie because everyone knows that Darth Vader was lameass as hell...
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Some guy in Star Wars who breathes really heavily.
..EEEHH, HOOOO, EEEEEH, HOOO...
Aww, shut up. You're not even doing the Darth Vader impression right!
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