Define

What I'm doing.

Person 1: The word define means-
Person 2: What the heck are you doing??
Person 1: I'm trying to define a word.
Person 2: What does define mean?
Person 1: Define means-
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??
Person 1: I'm defining the word define!! You just asked!!
Person 2: You can't just define a word without me knowing what define even means you idiot!
Person 1: *sigh*

this is not defined

now it is

this is not defined, but now it is

definately

A word used in place of "definitely" by the same people who write (or say) "agreeance" in place of "agreement" and "grammer" in place of "grammar".

We are definately in agreeance that your grammer is impeccable.

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Defined

Another word to describe a hot/attractive male or female.

That guy's defined!

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Define

Who the hell tries to define the word define? We're all lucky you didn't just cause the internet to implode!

To examine every inch of a woman's body, and define her to your friends about it in great detail.

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Define

When you ask somebody an embarassing question and they respond with "Define" as to change the subject. The person then defines what he means, and a debate over the use ensues.

"Hey man, did you ever hook up with that girl?"
"Define 'hook up'.
"When you make out with someone"
"It means a lot of other things too"
"Oh like what?"

etc...

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define

To describe a word's meaning.

Will you define that for me?

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