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National dick grab day is a day where you can grab anybody’s dick for 10 seconds. It is on April 11.
On April 11, national dick grab day, my friend Aviel grabbed my dick and I didn’t care.
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April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.
In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.
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On April 17 all women have to grab atleast one mans cock today.
Quick grab his dick its International dick grab day
April 13th, Grab any mans dick all day long
Hey kary how many dicks did you grab today? It’s national dick grab day
I grabbed 13!
Wow
National dick punch day is a day we’re girls get the opportunity to punch some dicks. February 25-27 are dick punch days.
Hey Jessica it’s national dick punch day. Let’s go punch some dicks.
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On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
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On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!