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An international language spoken by a female who sucks dick
You are talking to a girl who speaks a foreign tongue and you can't understand what she is saying but she ends up sucking you off therefore she speaks the international language Dick In The Mouth (DITM).
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When you have crap surrounding your mouth. Such as: cold sores, fever blisters or pimples.
Jane: "Ick... what have you been doing?"
Joan: "Nothing I have a coldsore..."
Jane: "Naw, girl you have that dirty dick mouth."
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1.to be found in an embarassing situation
We better find out a better answer or our boss is going to find us with our dicks in our mouths
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An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.
*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"
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shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth
some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.
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one who kisses a bitch who suck dick for a living;
woah, look at that dick mouth turner
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The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
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