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A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.
Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.
Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!
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1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.
2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.
1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.
2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!
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An American physician and plastic surgeon who is known as the first man to perform a successful penis/balls transplant in the United States. He appeared on the first episode of HBO's "Re-Attach My Balls Please!," an informative documentary-style show featuring comedic medical mishaps.
Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD is my hero.
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Similar to a Wet Willy, but much wetter.
I’m going to give you the biggest Drenched Dilbert.
A god in Gang Beasts and life. Who some say is controlled by the elusive Skydoesminecraft (Adam).
"Dilbert is the champion."
LONG LIVE THE KING
1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.
1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."