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When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.
Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.
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Masturbating so hard you cum everywhere leading into a giant disaster situation
guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
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Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.
I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
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When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.
Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
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When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.
It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month
Stop with the disasterbation.
making a large destructive mess while pleasing oneself sexually
the man left such a mess of broken glass and splintered wood strewn about a large area while masturbating that it was a disasterbation for sure