Dob

Lightly picking at your asshole with toilet paper because you wiped your ass raw from shitting so much. Also can refer to girls having to lightly pick at their vagina from having so much sex that they start to bleed.

Brucee shit so much that he had to dob his ass after his 5th shit of the day.

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Dob

Another word for tard/retard/idiot.

Simple- You are a dob.

"She's such a dob, not knowing what's the difference between up and down"

"He's dobby, always talking like a five year old"

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Skibidy dob dob

Literally my boyfriend . PRACTICALLY, EMOTIONALLY, BASICALLY, PHYSICALLY, TRULLY, LITTTTTTEEEERRRRRAAAALLLY my boyfriend

Skibidy dob dob is so phat
Phat skibidy dob dob

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Dob

(Noun)Someone (usually male) with an exceedingly large amount of sexual energy or enthusiasm.
A person defined by his peers as a "manwhore."

Zach, you are the biggest dob i have ever met!

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Dob

The act of masterbating. Often done in risque and mysterious places around your house or grado.

A mother comes home from a long day at work expecting a warm embrace from her children when she walks in the door. As she walks through the house with no greeting, she grows curious and enters her 12 year old son's room only to find him dobbing in the corner of his room to Playboy Magazine.

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dob

A person who is naive. Lacking understanding of any given object or situation.

This guy is such a dob. I had to tell him football has quarters and baseball has innings.

You dob!! That's not how you finger paint.

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DOB

Domination On Bano, (Bathroom) It's when you take a huge shit. DOB's must consist of the poopie being a length of 1 1/2 ft. or longer, if the poopies snaps becuase it was so long and couldnt fit down the little hole in the toilet, use it as extra bragging. "Oh yea, my poopie had to cut itself in half so it could go down the toilet." Some more DOB Qualificatons:
1. Numerous Flushes
2. Clogged Toilet
3. Wet Buttcheeks
4. The back of your knees being wet
5. Straining of the neck leading to popped blood vessels
Once you have a DOB, you usually call your friends to tell them about your masterpeice. Spread the word of your Domination on the Bano with pride.

Dude: Man, I just had to flush four times so my poopie wouldn't clog the toilet.
Dude 2: Nice! DOB!
Dude: The only problem was, my buttcheeks got so wet I had to jump in the shower to clean them off.
Dude 2: Crazy Sick Yo.

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