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to get drunk in a college dorm and stumble around it belligerently.
Zach and Steve dorm raged so hard last night Zach passed out and Steve almost came down with crabs.
At Harvard University, the largest student-run fee-for-service organization in the world. Also, a collection of great world citizens. An organization of glory, freedom, and cleanliness. They can throw a sweet dance party...and they can clean it up.
Anonymous person 1: "Which organization was founded in 1951 and has the incredibly witty motto, SANITAS?"
Anonymous person 2: "Could it be...Dorm Crew?!?!?!"
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A tiny shithole where colleges make their students live; a square or rectangle-shaped block typically conveniently located near a sound source that is of the utmost annoyance.
Francis: "Hey Mohammed, how is your dorm room?"
Mohammed: "Fuck this shitbox. All I hear all day are firetrucks and ambulances obnoxiously blaring their sirens and also the douchebag down the hall who won't shut the fuck up."
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Code word for drinking in dorms where alcohol is not permitted. It comes from when someone uses the hand signal of the thumb and finger to resemble a drink. Therefore making the hang-ten hand gesture resembling surfing.
Dude do you wanna go surfing (dorms) (while making hand gesture) in our room later?
Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops
we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!
Someone who can't / never will never go to college, but hangs out in / near the dorms and fucks everyone to make friends, usually getting passed around like a pipe full of really good weed. Usually with people they meet on MySpace. Dorm whores can be male of female, but usually gay males who just came out. See also: campus cunt, slamhound, walking std
Dustin Jackson (made it up) met this guy from USF on MySpace, went back to his dorm, and now he's the nightly favorite dorm whore.
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A student who is anti-social, staying in their dorm all day and night, leaving only for classes.
"Who is that girl? I've never seen her before."
"That's Nancy, she lives across the hall. She's a total dorm rat."
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