Eat eat

Can be used in reference to a great and gifted oral sex giver. For example , instead of asking I’ll write it and most likely to appear polite and chivalrous, A man may request oral sex using these words.

“ my baby mama bout to be home bro and she one of them eaters.... ya feel me? That like to Eat eat... “

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the eats

Words used to ask where the food is at.

The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".

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Eat This!

you weeb

EAT THIS!!!

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eat that

A taunting phrase insinuating that a person has no choice but to accept an unfortunate fact. Similar to deal with it, suck it, or in your face. Usually used to add emphasis to an instance when one intends for the other person to get served.

Ryan: "Sup gangsta."
Steve: "Not too much, chief. Say, I have a little tidbit of news that might interest you."
Ryan: "What is it?"
Steve: "Well, last night, I banged your mom."
Ryan: "Oh yeah? Well my mom's a total slut, so eat that! She's such a slut that when someone yells 'hoedown' she jumps on the floor! Yeah, in your face!"
Steve: "Telling a jo mama joke about your own mom does not in any way redeem you, nor does it change the fact that I porked her. I believe you got served."

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eating

Slang heard in rap/hip-hop music to indicate success in one's life, e.g. the figurative opposite of starving.

Jay Z: "And I'm eating, so much I bought extra, so much so that dinner's now turned into breakfast..."

Kanye West: "And I'm eating, but I'm still thirsty..."

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Eat

To eat

Eat

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Eat

To simultaneously shit and piss in a girl's mouth. Using her mouth as a bowl, you must use a spoon to fish out parts of the mixture (which now contains saliva, and possibly vomit), which you then eat. Once her mouth is (mostly) free of shit and piss, you must spit the mixture in her vagina and perform cunnilingus on her. Bonus points if she is having her period. Swallow when you are finished.

Guy 1: wanna "go out" to eat?
Girl 1: YEAH!!!!!
Guy 1: good, come over to my place tomorrow
*The next day*
Guy 1 (while shitting and pissing): HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Girl 1: S-STO- *garglegarglegarglegargle*

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