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1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.
2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.
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National Eat Pussy Day is on October 30th because the next day you’ll be eating candy. This way it’s two days of treats
John: Yo u should eat her pussy today
Jeremy: Why?
John: Because it’s October 30th
Jeremy: Oh yeah it’s national eat Pussy day... bet!!
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National eating pussy day is on august 24, people celebrate by eating girls out
Olive "Jane I'm going to sam's house"
Jane "what are you going to do"
Olive "I'm going to eat out sam haven't you heard it's national eat pussy day"
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October 1st, national day to eat pussy
I’m going over babygirl house on Oct, 1st for national eat pussy day
Boy: I’m about to go to my girl house
Friend: what y’all finna do
Boy: I’m bout to eat her pussy didn’t you hear tomorrow is national eat pussy day
The situation when somebody has this new partner and want to impress their friends by telling about how good they are at sex. While everybody knows for sure it is fake.
They ate my pussy for 40 minutes straight! 40 minutes of eating pussy, guess you can never find someone that will do that for you.
National eat pussy Day is on June 25th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: “I’m going to Christiana’s house tomorrow.”
Emily: “To do what?”
Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
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