ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

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Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

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ejaculate

An event brought on if you gesticulate, fellate, titillate or agitate near your prostate.

Nilpferd found it easier to ejaculate with the assistance of a trained professional.

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ejaculate

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

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ejaculate

a) to utter something rapidly

b) to emit cum from the penis (or clitoris) usually by masturbation

Little Jon ejaculated over his teacher (works for both, ha ha...im so bored)

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Ejaculate

Ejaculate came from the first people to have sex that spoke modern English, Jack and Jill. Jill was really upset with the sex they were having, and she already knew orgasming was not going to happen, and was like 'eeh-Jack, you late'. And ever since it stuck, figuratively, for when sex ends because of the guy involved.

"Can you please ejaculate the CD?"

"Do you mean eject?"

"Yes, you're right."

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Ejacules

The son of Jizz-eus (of Mount Olimpdick) and Aphrodykey; The Greek Demi-God of sexual pleasuring

Hey Greg, have you heard the stories about the massive loads the great Ejacules could blow?