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1. An incredibly fat nigga who quakes the ground when he walks.
2. Past the point of big nigga.
3. Maximum chonk achieved
Daniel : Bruh look over there.
David: Is that a mufuckin Enoch?
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the best fucking shopping centre in glasgow. if you find yourself in this place just know, you are in fucking heaven. there are three floors in st Enoch and they are as follows
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Kacey the slag: “hawl st Enoch is a great place tae get yer hole lets go there”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
Enoch Powell,was a right-wing British politician and Conservative Party Member.In 1968 he gave his rivers of blood speech warning Britain that if it resorted to mass asian immigration they will one day takeover the white british population resulting in a civil war between the white minority and the asian majority and that the streets of England will pour with rivers of blood and make our nations funeral pyre."Like the Roman, I see the River Tiber foaming with much blood"
(1968 rivers of blood speech)
later that year Enoch Powell was sacked from his Shadow Cabinet position by Edward Heath for speaking the truth.
enoch powell."Like the Roman, I see the River Tiber foaming with much blood"
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Enoch Showunmi is a beast.
He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita
He also sings gospelly for his local church.
It's wonderful.
Arsenal fan 1 (shouts to Showunmi) - Showunmi's a pussy.
Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*
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The smartest of all the people in the world but he dose not want to admit it and is probably an Asian in disguise but we all still want to kill him because he has an enormous bounty on his head ($1,000,000,000,000,001) because he owns gigachad corp and he know the secret to eternal life and can bend the four elements to his will even though he dose not have Abby abbs because he got them flabby flabs.
Person 1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap I’m dead I see Enoch Gallogray in the distance.
Person 2. Well I gonna die either way
Enoch Gallogray is flying gorilla and shrek’s son and is also known as eggnog and hotwok he is the best human being to ever live. He is cracked at everything and is just the best in general
Enoch Gallogray is just too good