Euan, a secretly deadly weapon of a guy, sometimes has a suspicious air around himself. he is a pedophile and sometimes tends to shoot for the younger crowd. he especially likes the #fourteenyearoldgirls or maybe the 9 year olds. he is also most likely in a gay relationship with his influential partner in pedophile crime, Ben this is someone who influences euan to shoot for perhaps the preschool children. overall Euans may be trustworthy but once you get to know them then you know that they are a true pedo Euans also do love a bit of the old pornhub
euan is a silly little bitch
euan is unexperienced with the older ladies
euan likes to watch a lot of porn hub
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2ft2 the shortest guy you will ever meet super short
Euan is short
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Dumb fucking monkey looking, toe nail eating, frube sucking, worm dicked neanderthal of a human being that should never been brought upon this sacred planet.
Euan Roxburgh? More like Pooin Roxburgh.
A onion reeking bastard pagan sniffing train loving autistic wanker who will die a virgin
He looks like a Euan Douglas
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Euan Atkinson is the shitposting king no one is in his league
The biggest Little Mix fan of all time
Person 1: Who is that? He looks like he is dancing!
Person 2: That is Euan Sanderson. Little Mix released a new single a week ago and he has been dancing ever since.
Euan Sanderson: I love you Little Mix!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An act where one extremely drunk person gets rather excited in a sexual manner to the point where they chase after people for hugs and the like.
"Come give Uncle Euan a hug"
"Uncle Euan loves you"
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