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A guy with a huge cock who gets all the girls. He is the embodiment of awesome.
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Words aren’t enough to describe this person, he is just a man of many things. In a nutshell, he is smart, athletic, and excels in almost everything, literally (well maybe not arts, but he’s not bad at it either) and brags often (but he has the right, I guess). Although he can get really stressed and pissy due to lots of work and problems, he eventually overcomes them, 10000/10 perseverance there. Besides that, he is a really kind, caring and EXTREMELY patient person (trust me when I say this), can be REALLY sweet and he’s usually (frustratingly) right about things so even though he seems wrong, you should trust him. Holds his ground firmly, even if it’s involving someone very important, he knows when to address or let go of someone’s mistakes. Has firm beliefs, doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone. Gets a little annoying when he holds grudges (rarely) or when you get into debates with him, there’s a high chance he’ll win. BRUTALLY HONEST. Very observant and notices even the smallest signs of emotions, tones, choice of words, etc. Consistantly organised and objective, dilligent. Overall, an admirable, good-natured person, it’s hard not to like him.
1. Eugene is a literal serotonin boost, he’s the best companion to have.
2. I would LOVE to date someone like Eugene, he’s totally my type of guy. He should be a standard for what girls look for in men honestly.
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A male whom is a bit to conceited and thinks that he is extremely awesome. Also thinks he can have any woman and claims voices in his head are his friends.
I can get Cindy Crawford to bed, I'm Eugene.
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Dude with a boob fetish.
I broke up with my boyfriend.
Why?
That Eugene couldn't keep his eyes off other girls tits.
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A radical and quirky dude, but is over seen by his love for dialect as he is socially interactive. Has abs but only because he's skinny but is pretty gnarly at tennis, He's pretty bad at swimming but has a tubular haircut and is respected by all parents, but is reverent and compassionate his friends and family.
Eugene is drowning
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Professional eyeball licker and exhibitionist.
Eugene will drop down his pants lick your eyeball in case you doubt about it.
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