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A female that isn't your girlfriend yet, but she wants to be, and the male is willing, but knows that he is going to break up with her eventually.
"Meet my future ex-girlfriend, Amanda."
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a sexual attraction to your friends ex girlfriends, therfore breaking the bro code. disgusting!
Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!
My ex- girlfriend means the past girlfriend.
Its the girl with whom we were in love in the past but not now.
Normally we don't see our ex- girlfriend in our future plans and she has to be eliminated out of our life
Example of My ex-girlfriend is here
Kristen
Stewart is the ex-girlfriend of Robert Pattinson
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Home made porn video you made with an ex-girlfriend and still keep after the break up. Usually considered a precious treasure.
I have a lot of ex-girlfriend porn hidden among my computer files. I never delete any home porn video I made.
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One psycho girl who doesn't get the picture that you don't want to hang out with her and you don't want to spend time with her. Becomes a problem when you have a new girlfriend and constantly tries to be a caddy bitch and to get involved when the guy loves his new girlfriend more than he loved his "obsessed ex girlfriend".
O.E.G: oh my god i cry every day i'm an obsessed ex girlfriend and i can't live without you
Guy: I'm with my new girlfriend and i love her.
O.E.G: but i'm in love with you please come back to me
Guy: no i don't think we'll ever work out again, i love my new girlfriend.
O.E.G: please i'll buy you an M3 BMW!!
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Also known as Jimmy's favorite word, a donkey ex girlfriend is a reference to someones ex girlfriend that is a total bitch. When you are fighting with them, have one of your friends say, "Tell her shes a donkey ex girlfriend". Additionally, it is Jerry's surname and a fun way to make people angry by use of repetition.
Steven: Becca, tell her she's a donkey ex girlfriend!
Becca: Okay. "YOU'RE SUCH A DONKEY EX GIRLFRIEND"
Jimmy: Stop saying that!
Jerry: I am pink.
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Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!
A few days later . . .
Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).
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