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A literal god on earth if god was a reincarnated person in earth he would be an Ezra
Girl 1: Omg he looks like an Ezra so hot sksksksksk
Girl 2: OMG HES MINE BACK OFF SKSKSKSKSK
Girl 1: NO WAY HES TOO GOOD FOR YOU SKSKSKSKSKSK
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If you have the name Ezra you can call yourself the prettiest boy
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Ezra is a God.
"Do you believe in Ezra? "
- "All hail Ezra."
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Ezra is the type of guy that probably owns a super popular tumblr account. Why, you ask? Because he lives in New York with his cat, he listens to acoustic music, he likes those weird musicals, he goes to Bernie rallies, and he claims to be a writer (though he will rarely show you what he has written, so that's pretty sketchy), plus he probably drinks his tea hot and wears glasses while he does it, even though he has perfect vision and drinking tea doesn't typically require reading glasses. If you get the chance, you should most definitely befriend an Ezra, I guarantee it will be worth it. Ezra doesn't like cliché romance novels, though he will probably snap at you if you say he doesn't like them, plus it's probably really hard to watch movies with him because he would point out all of the plot holes and claim that "it's just part of the whole writer thing." Lastly, the most important thing about Ezra is that he is secretly Jar Jar Binks, so you are required to call him Dragon Daddy, because he's probably super kinky about that type of thing. Plus, apparently he's a god with a huge penis or something (not that I would actually know) (....yet)
"Dude, Have you heard of the blood kink?"
"yeah, Ezra invented that."
bigdick tumblrbitch
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Ezra is a walking god on earth, he remains on the video games but will always find time for his girlfriend. Even though he might be annoying you can’t stand a minute without him. Ezra can make u very horny and can always make u smile and laugh. He is great in the bed and probably has a huge ass penis.
“Man did u see Ezra yesterday?” “Yeah I miss him so much it was the best night ever!”
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The most beautiful, sexy, and the happiest person you will ever meet. She is amazing. The only bad part, she will be short.
Did you see Ezra, she was a speacial girl.
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