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When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets
You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!
Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment
Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!
When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.
I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...
When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.
Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.
A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”
Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
When a female is fingering herself whilst on her menatural cycle, she takes her crimson fingers and marks her mate on his face with a tribal mask of the warrior. The male then exhorts the tribal yell, which commonly translates to "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!"
"Oh my God, Becky, I was hanging out with Mark we were, like, doing stuff, and he decided to just let on rip right in the middle of it! So I decided to give him a Cherokee face mask!"
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When Someone Pisses And Cums All Over Someone's Face
Bro Did You See That Omlet Face Mask That Jack Gave Katie
Yeah I Did
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