Assey Facey

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.

"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"

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Dick Facey

The alias of Nick Dacey

"Hi everyone, I'm Dick Facey and I'm going to play you all a song."

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Cookie Facey

A god that is worshipped and often prayed to before eating babies by 6th graders in stem class.

"Lets go pray to cookie facey!" Shouted Avery

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Domefaced or Facey Faced

1. Chemically altered mindstate in which you have drank or done so many drugs you cant feel your face. Or refer to your face as a facey face equals domefaced

2. Out of body experienced induced by high levels of drug presence in one's body.

I was so domefaced last night at that party, i made out with his cat and puked all over after smoking 5 bongs and drinking a handle...of tequila.

Cookie Facey

A god worshiped by 6th grader girls in STEM class. Cookie Facey is often prayed to before eating babies.

"Lets go pray to Cookie Facey!" Shouted Avery

charlie facey

an ultimate faggot not a single don laughs at anything he says

that's such a charlie facey move

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.