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A chubby lesbian who looks like an umpalumpa, typically a mythical creature which preys on young girls. A faris normally wobbles when he walks.
Hey did you see that Faris?? Yeah he tried to creep on my kid !
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Ancient Greek for "player." Although player was meant as someone who excels at sports and games, many people named Faries are also players with girls.
Dude, I wish I could be like Faries. He's such a player with the ladies, and he's good at like every single sport.
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Far and chubby piece of shit walking outside your school waiting to feast on every girl he sees. His dick falls out of every girl in one second. He eventually dies of jealousy because we men, got the girls.
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Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.
Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"
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Cutest guy in the world and everyone wants to date and fuck with him (UGH UGH UGH)
The Brilliant, Super Attractive, and all around perfect lead singer for The Horrors. One half of Cat's Eyes, his other band.
Really likes Bananas. Sometimes affectionately referred to as Faz or FazBaz
Girl One: Have you seen this video of The Horrors singing I Only Think Of You?
Girl Two: No, I haven't! But it sounds good! who's the lead singer?!
Girl One: Faris Badwan!
Girl Two: Ooh his nose and His hair he is so sexy! that voice..
Girl One: I know! He's talented as well! What a perfect man
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Trust fund babies who adopt the Rastafarian culture for its love of marijuana and dreadlocks.
Trustafarian's are easily befriended with the standard marijuana joint. They prefer Dub or Roots reggae to dancehall and popular music cause "keepin it real" means shunning anything new and adopting anything old school. Conversations usually gravitate toward the love of marijuana and conspiracy theories. Trustafarian's natural habitat is in Northern California and can often be found reeking of ganja and patchouli.
My roommates always home and doesn't work. His peeps are rich so he's a total trust-a-fari.
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