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Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.
Snot-faucet describes a person suffering an inordinate amount of nasal drainage and discharge. Usually symptomatic of people suffering common head colds.
Used to describe the person suffering the malady or the nose itself.
@BizzyBee forgot her handkerchief this morning. And yet, her snot-faucet wouldn't let her forget it.
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When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.
(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
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Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.
I got faucet failures.
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A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...
-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"
-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"
-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"
-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"
-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
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when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.
Andru Wong is such a cum-faucet- he spits no game and showers for literally 3 hours a day. Loser.
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when meat/cheese/etc. falls out of your taco or burrito
the man didnt realise his Mexican Faucet was running at Taco Bell yesterday
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