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It´s when a man blows his load in his patrners Anus. Then pulls out two straws and both partners suck said load out of anus.
In celebration to Tammy getting Teacher of the Year. Johnny got festive with Tammy. Now there´s nothing the two won´t do. Sick bastards!
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What every day ends with.
This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.
Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!
Every day is a Tums Festival!
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When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.
She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.
the down feeling you get for almost a week or more after you come home from a music festival. the feeling that nothing in the world compares to that 'crazy' weekend and the desperate need to go back and relive it. anyone not at a festival will dismiss this feeling as a sign of insanity as they simply do not understand.
''Hey, wanna come to a party?''
''No, I only got back from T in the Park yesterday and I have the festival blues''
"Okay then you absolute freak''
Festival Lung is a common name for any lung condition that develops from an atmosphere in which the inhaling of dust, allergens and second-hand smoke combines with intense heat, dehydration, fatigue, lack of sleep, poor hygiene and the act of singing or screaming along at the top of your lungs to your favorite songs repeatedly over the course of several days amidst a large, concentrated crowd of thousands of people in a music festival environment.
Whoa that lineup was amazing, but I think I need to go see a doctor on Monday for the Festival Lung I left with!
Total shit show, a fuck up, a disaster
Hey how was that date?
Lame, total fuck up, a fyre festival
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A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.
Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?