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A sport played on a rectangular field having a netted goal at each end, in which two teams of 11 aggressive and determined girls each compete in driving a small leather-covered ball into the other's goal, each player is equipped with a stick having a curved end or blade that is flat on one side and rounded on the other.
The girls played field hockey at school on the weekend.
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Field Hockey is the worst sport ever. You hit a lacrosse ball with some sticks that look like penises or cherry pipes. It is a direct rip off of hockey. I would rather watch WNBA than field hockey. I have more fun playing floor hockey in P.E. than thinking about floor hockey.
*having sex*
Normal person- Hay babe tell me more about yourself
Girl- Well I play field hockey
*Man pulls out and walks down the street to the bridge naked, then shoots himself in the head and falls in the water for having sex with a field hockey chick*
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Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).
Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals
Guy: No I went to the Hockey game
Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game
Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey
Girl: Oh
Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks
Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right
Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?
Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian
Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...
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A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.
"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"
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A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.
One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.
All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
Oh you play field hockey, so you must be gay.
Yes. So are you
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Field hockey is an illegitimate “sport” that is played by unathletic girls who can’t play real sports.
Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.
Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.
Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.
Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.
*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field Hockey Player: Wow! I just finished the most intense field hockey practice we’ve had all season! We just ran three miles!
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
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Well as we all know every stupid fuckin woman needs a sport. So now we have Field hockey. Field hockey is by the gayest fucking sport known to man, worse than the WNBA. There are many reasons as to why this is a crime of a sport. 1. Trying to replicate ice hockey which lets be honest no one can do because its the most difficult of all sports. 2. The sticks are retarded looking. 3. The ball, yeah it looks like a shot put piece of shit. 4. Woman are so proud of the fact that they can "play" fockey when no one even likes this pointless sport. And 5. WOMAN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN, OR IN BED SUCKIN A FAT DONG.
Every single girl at Killingly High School needs to shut the fuck up about field hockey because its not even entertaining nor is it difficult.
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