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The act of achieving a ridiculously ridiculous goal by even more ridiculous means.
Someone can easily call shenanigans on anyone who is caught in the act of finagling.
Patrick finagled (v.) his way into convincing the Registrar's Office to let him design eight of his own "Denny's" majors.
One who frequents Finagle a Bagel frequently. Defined by having a "frequent finagler" card.
John- "Do you know how much a bagel costs down at finagle?"
Max- "I don't know, ask Phil, he is a frequent finagler."
Phil- "About $3."
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The Act of Swindling and Deceiving Feeble Minded Individuals using ONLY Deceitful Maneuvering, and Shady Tactics. Also referred to as "The Double Dip", The Frazier Finagle can only be Accomplished by Continuously staying 1 step ahead of the Swindled, all the while appearing to be 1 or more steps behind...unbeknownst to all others, not only have you secured a significantly larger earnings for yourself, you have also Raped and Defiled the innocence and purity of a Gullible yet FAR inferior opponent and or Foe
"That Racist Joke Couldnt have come at a better time, not only did he Pay for our entire dinner that night but he continued to appologize all night ultimately ending with him Bribing me with Those Tickets for the Packers Game that are Sold out. Funny Thing is im not Even Black, Chalk one Up to The Frazier Finagle"
Im Broke From Spending all My Money on Drugs buts if i act sad Cause my Grandma is in the Hospital and play it like i dont Feel like Going out The Frazier Finagle Should should force my friends into getting me Drunk with there money and feeling good about themselves for doing so
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A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread
I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.
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To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully
Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape
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When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.
Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"
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The act of diddling ones bung hole
Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....