Fing

when your so baked, you look down at your fingers and wonder why the hell they call them fingers and not phalanges.

they call them fingers but i never see them fing. oh, there they go.

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Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

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Fing

An obtuse contraction of "fucking." Can be used in general conversation without implying a profanity or an obscenity

Replaces the obvious: "frigging," "fricking," or "freaking."

Not original...read in a recent--2004/5--best-selling, fiction novel.

That "fing" guy is talking over my intelligent conversation.

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Fings

Abbreviation for "fingers."

My hands are so cold, I feel like my fings are going to fall off.

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to finge

to have anal sex while rummaging in the lady's minge with your fingers.

fingeing is a good way to spread germs
OR
finge theatre is very important in our culture

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fings

A typo, any typo. Acceptable variant: fingz

doodieripper485: i had a good day todat. you?
bobara28: LOL! FINGZ!
doodieripper485: goddamn, did i fings again? this never ends... :(

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fings

British-english for 'things.'

I'm goin to the market for some fings, be back in a bit.

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