1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.
2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room
Bailey: suck my middle dick finger
Nick: no thanks
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When I Guy dose not wash his hands after touching his penis (from using the restroom or masturbating)
Boys should always wash your hands after touching yourself because they could have dick fingers
The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.
Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.
When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers
Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers
Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.
"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."
when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in
“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”
“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”
A type of 0.1 incher finger and that 0.2 inch dick. But what if you need to piss would you piss the finger out with the piss or would you piss on that finger then stick it in your mouth.?
Yo bruv, shut the fuck up you finger up dick.