fixed

To become intoxicated with alcohol and/or weed.

"Yo bro, what are you up to?"
"about to get dumb stupid fixed."
"werd."

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Fixed

When someone looks really good, you say they look fixed

Hey did you see Jamie today?
Yeah she looked real fixed!

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fixing to

going to or about to. Used only in the deep south or by people from the deep south.

Also pronounced as "fittina".

Hey y'all! I reckon I'm fixing to marry my cousin who's also my sister!

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Fixed

To have no balls. Like a neutered dog. Ball-less. Sore loser.

That dog is fixed. That coward is fixed.

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Fix

A German illness related directly to being mentally retarded.

That boy Eric had the FIX, and they tried to treat him for it, but he sais "Listen man!" and the doctors had to restrain him.

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Fixed

A word meaning 'to have sufficient money'

'You Kev mate, you fixed for goin' out later?

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Fix

To connect a broken thing, person or place or thing.

Lucian tried unsuccsessfully to salvage his and marleys' relationship.
Liana concentrated on fixing her desk
"That woman seriously needs a fix in the head.."
The statue was practicaly asking to be fixed

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