Fixed

A word meaning 'to have sufficient money'

'You Kev mate, you fixed for goin' out later?

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Sheets

Slang term for paper money.

'Joe still owes me twenty sheets.'

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Cricklade

Crap college in Andover, UK which is a town full of chavs and kevs and townies.

'You go to Cricklade? Man I feel sorry for you...'

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Lunch out

A verb meaning 'to deliberately disinclude a person/people from an activity'. Can also be a noun referring to the person who does this.

'I can't believe you lunched me out last night.'
'Steve I can't believe you, you are such a lunch-out'

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disastafarian

A failed or wannabe rastafarian.

'Check out Matt P, man he's like a disastafarian!'

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double rimmer

Word coined by Joe Plank of the UK meaning a double sized shot glass filled to the rim, but now generally accepted to mean any larger-than-usual shot of alcohol.

'Pour me some Aftershock, and make it a double rimmer!'

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