flabs

A man or woman who appears to have abs, but when close enough, it is just their body fat. Their body fat may even have taken the form of abs.

Frat boy #1: "Check out the belly on that chick. She must work out."
Frat boy #2: "No, dude, Can't you tell? It's just flabs."

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FLAB

It is an acronym for Funckin' Lazy Ass Bitch.

My wife is a complete FLAB!

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FLAB

F.(face) L.(legs) A.(ass hair) B.(boobs)

"Excuse me can we change the number on our reservation?"
"Sure whats the name?"
"Ummmmm.... Flab"

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FLABS

Fat Loose Average Beer Slut. An easy pick up but often not any good to look at - even after six of the best.

Esgro: You abit toey Jocko?
Jacko: Yeah I saw hime with a bag lady just last night!!
Jocko: Oh go easy - she's FLABS

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FLAB

Acronym/abbreviation for "Farting Like A Baby" The next BLAB.

"What smells?!...FLAB"

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flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

Flab Stab

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

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