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The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"
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Noun: The floppy part of skin underneath your chin. Usually more floppy in elder people.
Verb: to squeeze the fat of the underside of someone's chin.
To make fun of her little brother in front of his friends, she flarped him.
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the act of participating in interspecies sex
Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.
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Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.
Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.
a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.
dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey
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A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.
" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"
"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."
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