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gooning so fast it’s invisible to the naked eye (kinda like how krillin felt when he was watching goku and frieza fight)
After gooning and retaining my edge streak for days on end . . . Spawning from multiple impromptu binding vows . . . I have achieved a new form perfect for flickergooning !
when you goon as fast as humanly possible before your internal organs shut down completely
“yo bro did you see tyler’s new flickergoon record? 7 whole seconds!”
Flickergooning is the act of gooning, but instead of being over the course of a long period of time, you masterbate as hard, violent, and fast as possible to achieve the satisfaction of gooning in a shorter time period. These shortened version of the activity are often done in shorter sessions, and can often be back to back. Possibly even allowing for a flickergoon gooning session.
"Bro you get your goon session in last night?"
"Nah dude, didn't have the time, had to flickergoon between projects I was working on."
When minions named William rape each other
I saw them flickergoonjng
Edging for 10-12 months before gooning thrice in one 24 hour period.
Usually used to summon Amelia Airhart
I love bermudian flickergooning
A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
I did a Aztec flickergoon
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Edging for 68 days and 68 nights straight. On the 69th, attempt to goon as many times as you can in a 24-hour period. Gooning over 3 times summons the bomboclat dog. Under 3 times, and one will be stuck in a trance for the rest of their life until completing another 68 day/night cycle.
Hey did you hear John just finished Jamaican Flickergoon session.
Nah man, but that dude's badass