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A fancy word for sex. Seriously. They use it in the bible.
Dude 1: I was reading the bible the other day and it said something funny.
Dude 2: what did it say?
Dude 1: 'Thou shalt not fornicate'
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Someone who eats corn with a fork. Obviously, corn can be eaten with a spoon or a fork, but a fornicator is known for eating corn with a fork.
Paul: "Hey, John is Jim fornicating?"
Jim: "AH, THIS IS GOOD CORN!"
John: "That is some good fornication"
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To Have sex with someone.. Flat out Fuck someone
Having sex with someone. Fucking your girl .
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When you have sexual intercourse outside of marriage
Amy: It was SO weird! Tyrone proposed to me after we had fornicated on the kitchen table at his moms house!!
Rachel: I- I jus- .....
What governor schwarzenegger will become if he get caught cheating on his wifey Maria Shriver
(Papparazi walks in his home and catches ahnold busting a nut on some chick)
schwarzenegger: Im Ahnold, the GOVERNETOR!!! AHH!! (Busts a nuts)
Paparazzi (mind boggled): No, you are the FORNICATOR!!!
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When you take a vacation to stay home and play fortnite for a week straight
“Where is Brock I haven’t seen him at work?”
He is on fornication!
“Is he fucking out of wedlock?”
No
“Is he fucking himself?”
No,
He is at home playing fortnite
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a cochroach ,
serious, search fornication in google images
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