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A strong malt beverage with 12% alcohol content. Due to the rising numbers in illegal mexican immigrants, it makes sense that we are finally marketing malt beverages toward people of mexican or latin american decent. Extremely cheap, usually $3, so now everyone can afford to get wasted. Its closest relative would be Steel Reserve 211, Joose, or Sparks, however Four Loko is much more delicious. Four Loko can be found in a variety of different delicious flavors such as orange, fruit-punch, grape, watermelon, and blue raspberry.
Four Loko got its name because it sends the person who consumed it into FOUR STAGES OF CRAZY:
Stage 1: Tipsy (loud, might stumble, laugh)
Stage 2: Drunk (embarassing, stumbling, slight slur)
Stage 3: Wasted (heavy slur, falling, hitting on fat girls)
Stage 4: Black Out (no ability to speak, vomiting, waking up next to a fat girl, memory loss)
Thank you to our "South of the Border" friends for inspiring such an amazing drink.
Caution: Men should not consume more than 3 at the most. Women should not consume more than 1. Although 12% alcohol content is not extremely high, the crack that is injected inside the can after bottling is finished sends your brain into a Fiesta you are sure to never remember.
Pedro: "Yo Ese, wanna get some four loko?"
Garcia: " Ay ya ya, I don't know buddy, that shit fucked me up last time. Remember? I went home with the donkey girl"
Pedro: "Si senor. I think I am going to get some. I want to find a girl like donkey girl"
Garcia: "Ay dios mio!" (Oh My God)
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Incredible drink that combines alcohol and caffeine, delivering a long lasting and wild drunk time that'll surely get you gully. Federal agencies are working to ban the product but facing resistance. People all over the world are posting their loko tales at www.thelokolist.com to keep the drink alive.
I was drinking four loko and puked on a cop, so I posted my story at www.thelokolist.com !
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A drink that makes you wind up in a random hallway with levi.
damn, that was her 2nd four loko.
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An alcoholic beverage that when consumed usually turns your night into a night where you fuck the fat girl and get herpes. You may also experience a bar fight either before or after you fuck the fat girl.
I had to stop drinking four loko cause I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass
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four loko = awesome in a can.
The secret ingredient of four loko is robot sweat.
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When you have consumed a four loko and your night begins to get a bit hazy. You may do something that you would not have done unless you were drinking a four loko. This may not be compared to drinking 16 beers because it is even more wild
Girl:Damn Erica sure had a rough night
Girl 2: yeah I heard she was all four lokoed on that guy
Girl: Really? I would have never thought she would have been on him
Girl2: It was the loko girl... she couldn't control herself
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1. A 12% alcohol content drink in a huge can guaranteed to mess you up, make you stupid AND late for whatever you've got planned the next day
2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.
I have had one Four Loko before typing this definition and am going for my second one now.