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Slow depressive metal. The heaviest genre of metal there is....droning guitars and sloth like drums with deep growled/screamed vocals.
Bands like Thergothon, Skepticism, Funeral, UDOM, Mournful Congregation, Shape Of Despair
Yo mom, I'm gonna go listen to some funeral doom and kill myself.
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Family that you are related to usually through blood but never see or talk to until there is a death in the family.
My Grandmother just passed away and we are planning the funeral. I guess it's time to notify the funeral family.
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if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!
Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!
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A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.
A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.
To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."
"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"
(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)
"Now is good honey"
A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.
Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.
Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.
Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."
Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"
Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
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A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.
Wow I heard John is get married are you gonna go to his penis funeral??
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