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Creatures created from the blood of Satan used as a device by the demonic communist company from hell... Hasbro to gather an army of children to be used as cannibalistic serial killers which would be used to conquer earth. Furbys have been known to not die even when power source has been destroyed or blessed in holy water,ingested by living organisms, or when repeatedly exposed to weapons of mass destruction. Also speak a language made up of Latin and binary known as furbish
Holy Shit my furby just spoke latin and sprayed out blood with trace amounts of napalm
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1: A small animated plush toy known for its wobbling motions and incomprehensible babbling. Also known for the way they would tend to interact with each other when in pairs, becoming even more irritating.
2: Somebody so stoned their actions resemble those of a Furby, IE waddling, wobbling, babbling, blinking heavily, falling asleep. Like their battery-operated counterparts, human Furbies are more entertaining and annoying when in pairs.
1: My 3rd grade teacher yelled at me because the Furby I had in my backpack woke up and disturbed the class.
2: Jackie and Chris were so to'ed up last night they turned into Furbies! I wanted to kick both of them really hard.
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One of the scariest toys ever made. They wake up I'm the middle of the night and try to kill you, WITHOUT BATTERIES IN. They are demons and make the creepiest noises ever. Whatever they say, they're are not cute and don't want to be your friend! The only war to kill a furby is to stab it up the butt with a screwdriver.
"I bought a furby yesterday and put it on my dresser. It talked all night long, and when I woke up it was laying next to me and my arm was all bloody. I stabbed it with a screwdriver!"
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Furry little bitch who sits on your desk and says "feeeeeed me" until you want to smash it with a hammer
Shut up damn Furby before I club you in the head with this toaster oven!
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An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor
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A 6-inch electronic toy, monster to some, nuisance to most. Mostly purchased with the intention of dismantling or smashing into bits.
My Furby got all jammed up, and made this nasty burning smell, so I threw it in the trash compactor.
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An amazingly scary robotic-type toy for children. It reacts to certain sounds such as "Hello Furby," "Wake up, Furby," and "Good job!" It sings barely-audible songs, does strange little dances that look more like spasms, and screeched when you tickle it. They are made in a viriety of colors, but they all have the same over-sized black eyes and yellow beak.
Jack: Hey! Wanna play with my new Furby?
Jill: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
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