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the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage
Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!
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In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one “gargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.
“There will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!”
“Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”
The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.
Uh, I just walked in on my roommate gargoyling the neighbor again.
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the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor
John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle!
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*
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A sex term. a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame.
a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame. this is called Gargoyling.
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Gargoyle (gar-goy-uh-l) (vb.) : In this act of oral sex, the female will commense actions by laying herself down upon a couch. During this time, the male will mount himself on the ledge of a couch, in a position similar to that of a baseball catcher. Following this, the male will begin to insert his cock into the mouth of the famale who is laying down. The male takes upon a three point stance atop the couch similar to a football player or similar to a gargoyle statue. The male must be crouched on the top on the couch and with his free hand, push his erect, pulsating cock into the mouth of the female. If a person were to take a picture, it would look like a gargoyle statue is putting his cock into the mouth of a female. Hence the name, gargoyle.
Ray: "Oh man, you remember that slut I brought home last night?"
Eric: "Yeah. You have sex?"
Ray: "No, but I gargoyled her!"
Eric: "Boss."
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Usually mistaken as demons (which they shouldn't), Gargoyles are another winged creature. Usually friendly, can learn any magic, can learn any skill, and are much more social. Plus, they can be creatively designed in more unique ways than a demon when it comes to concepting them, so you'll have more fun with a gargoyle than the latter ;)
One breed that's often mistaken for demons is the Mimic Gargoyle. They're red, often have tipped tails and horns, but they have no ears. If you encounter a demon without ears, chances are it's a mimic gargoyle. :)
"Aww, that gargoyle is so cute!" *hugs*
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