british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.
howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one
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An old man who has excessive amounts of dandruff on his ballsack.
Look at that old geezer! I would hate to see him go kudos
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Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.
Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.
Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.
Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella ๐๐ป
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.
Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
He's just an old geezer.
You geezer! (old fart)
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A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)
"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."
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according to The Streets(an english rapper, like eminem)someone you should not fight, someone one who gets fucked up and rowdy when 'e's had a bit too much brandy
oi, all these fuckin' geezers, lets leave
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