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A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
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A person that requires their sexual partners to have specific genitals. Their genital specifications can, and often do, vary. Typically, a person with a genital fetish requires their partners to have genitals that correspond with their partners’ assigned birth sex; e.g. cisgender men have a penis and testicles, and cisgender women have a vagina and overlies.
Frequently, genital fetishists use the term “genital preference” in the company of others, or to explain their sexual requirements to potential partners in an attempt to appear polite and thoughtful. However, unlike a genital preference - where open minded people are able to see past their partners physical variations, genital fetishists require their partners to posses genitals that meet their requirements and expectations. Genial fetishists regularly use “genital preferences” to exclude transgender and gender nonconforming people from their sexual and romantic lives. Furthermore, unlike uneducated people with uninformed genital preferences, genital fetishists are unwilling to engage in self-introspection to overcome their culturally learned biases.
In addition to genitals that match assigned birth sex, genital fetishes also include size, shape, girth, tightness, color, and ornamentation desires and expectations. While many people have genuine genital preferences, genital fetishists typically require their sexual and romantic partners to meet their physical expectations in order to satisfy their selfish, sexual needs.
Tom: Hey Rick, I think you should meet my coworker Donnie; you guys would really hit it off!
Rick: Yeah? Tell me about him?
Tom: He’s a transgender man, about your height, and he’s new to the area and wants to meet a boyfriend.
Rick: Ah, no thanks. I’m only interested in real men that have working equipment. You know what I mean. I’m not into female anatomy.
Tom: Donny is a real man. He just happens to have a vagina; but it’s a man’s vagina.
Rick: Okay, whatever Tom. I just have a genital preference; I can’t help who I am and what I’m attracted to.
Tom: If your preference is a requirement, then it’s not a preference. I think you’re a genital fetishist.
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Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.
Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.
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The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
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Tuck your balls and your cock in between your legs and press your ass up against a window
Man, your huge member makes for a good genital gargoyle on this Taco Bell window
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When you fart while sitting in such a way that it cannot escape along a normal route, instead percolating by way of the genital area.
John's genital flatulence caused his balls vibrate which in turn made him jizz in his pants.
Cassey's genital flatulence made her giggle and laugh out loud.
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When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals
"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"