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geoff

a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.

guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?

guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!

guy1:yea, prolly.

by boss hog2 March 3, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


geoff

Another word for "this guy". Usually looks like a bear and has a beard that can be used for a cat scratch post. Hair like Flock of Seagulls in the morning. DAYUUUUMMMM

Wow, you look like a sex zombie/bear. On second throught, you look just like a geoff.

by NarcoStripper January 30, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


geoff

To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.

Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.

I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.

He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.

by RickSlick69 December 15, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geoff

A nerdy kid who wants to be a gangster rapper.

1: Oh no, it's Geoff.
2: HAHA! It's that nerd that wanted to be gangster!
1: oh yeah. Haha!

by Roanze December 27, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geoff

when you are referring to someone named geoffrey or jeffrey or jeffery in a negative tone of voice

Who's going to dinner?

Geoff.
Ugh.

by chuntastic19 December 9, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


geoff

v. (geoffs, geoffing, geoffed)

To destroy, make foul, create disgust, annoy, to walk disorderly while putting much emphasis on pounding heels, wash poorly

Antonyms: saunter, exercise, deflation

Who just geoffed the bathroom!?

Wow! It looks like that guy just got done eating a powdered donut... talk about geoffing it today!

If he geoffs one more of my mom's kitchen floor tiles, the pink sock might just be his demise...

I sure wish they would quit geoffing by just to geoff; everything is still geoffed from last time!!

by Rev. RUN December 17, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geoff

1: botch: make a mess of, destroy or ruin
2: heat up: make more intense;
3: A prison guard
4: An old broken-down horse
5: A stingy or crafty bargainer

"Wow Loryn, way to Geoff that Up!"
"I Geoff'ed the dinner and we had to eat out"
"the pianist Geoff'ed up the difficult passage in the second movement"
"Emotions were Geoff'ed up"
"you're so Geoffing lame"

by bigflip4days January 2, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž