And I'm ready to get laid

To express or question one's self-confidence or excitement.

1.
"Are you ready for the test?"
"And I'm ready to get laid"
2.
"I feel great!"
"Are you ready to get laid?"

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you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

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Have fun, get laid

Have fun, get laid.
- Alternative way of saying goodbye.

- See ya tomorrow!
- Ok! Have fun, get laid! ;)

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First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

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YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

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Get paid, Get laid, Gatorade

Another term for "Get money, Something Else, Buy Gatorade

"Get paid, Get laid, Gatorade" Emoji, YUM YUM!!!

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get paid, get laid, drink gatorade

the ideal lifestyle

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