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The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.
Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?
Guy 2: just been gloving my dude
Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy
Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?
Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..
Guy 2: look man I can change
Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man
Guy 2: I love you too bro
Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)
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Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?
Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.
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Putting a glove in a person's asshole then blowing up the glove until it pops then clearing it out with an Alaskan Geyser.
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The Glove is the evil archnemisis of stoners everywhere. He is a metaphysical representation of anti-stoners, and he is always out to get you. his minions come in many forms, so be wary lest he initially deceives you.
I believe that suspicious gas station attendant was a minion of the glove!
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A sexual act where the female (or male) sticks their entire hand into their male partners foreskin. They then rub the head of the penis while their hand is fully inside the foreskin.
Guy 1: Did you smash your gf last night bro?
Guy 2: No not really, she did show me this new thing called gloving tho.
Guy 1: what the fuck
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when a bromance takes on a new level of intimacy and becomes gay-loving.
differences between a bromance and gloving include are subtle. in a celebration, a bro might SLAP another's ass. two men gloving might SQUEEZE the other's ass. Basically, more touchy than a bromance.
examples include:
two guys stage kissing, GLOVING
constant feeling and squeezing of the other man's breasts (moobs) and areas. GLOVING
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